There Are Cats in My Garden!
By Michael Nolan
I was talking to Reggie a few weeks back and he shared one of his personal urban gardening dilemmas.
It made me laugh when I realized that it was one so many people have asked me about.
It is the old scourge of cats in the garden.
Now I know you’re probably laughing at this point, but our furry feline friends have a way of destroying weeks worth of gardening work when they get a bit… let’s say overzealous while they are using our carefully tended and well-dug gardens as their personal litter boxes.
It may just be the occasional gift or it could be much worse, such as when a rogue pussy from my neighborhood indiscriminately dug up six of my brand new heirloom tomato plants last week. It happens to a lot of urban gardeners, so when it does you should be prepared to dig in (so to speak) and go to war.
Here are a few tips to make your personal garden area much less susceptible to feline attacks:
1. When you find kitty gifts (that’s cat crap to most of you), you must remove them. Before I caught on to this, the cats in my garden routinely used my containers as their own personal toilets.
Now before I come across as a pussy hater, I should tell you that I have a cat and I love him dearly. That’s him in the photo – his name is Chance.
Chance lives inside. He eats aloe and poops on my kitchen rugs when he wants the litter box to be cleaned. Trust me, if you think cat crap in your petunias is bad, try squishing it between your toes as you reach for your first cup of coffee in the morning. Sometimes I want to love Chance to death.
2. If you keep the soil damp, they are less likely to mess with it. Cats hate water, see? I have had particular fun while using an inexpensive long range water pistol purchased at a toy store years ago and never given to the tot for whom it was intended. Did I mention that cats hate water? It’s true.
3. Cats also hate blood meal, and it is a great fertilizer. ‘nuff said.
4. Chicken wire or wire screening around the base of your plants will keep them at bay, at least in your plants immediate vicinity.
5. Plant a nice patch of catnip well away from your edible plants. The cats will love you for it and may even be nice enough to stop leaving you crappy gifts.
Anything you can do to cover bare soil – especially soil that is freshly dug, will keep them at bay. And by them I mean the cats in your garden, not the plants. You don’t want to keep the plants at bay.
What about you?
Do you have a favorite way to keep four-legged pests out of your garden?
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May 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
[...] There Are Cats in My Garden! is a humorous exposition Michael Nolan at Urban Garden Casual about the issue of how to have both a garden and a cat or two (or more). Cats are excellent weapons against vermin like gophers, moles, voles and field mice, but they also do a lot of damage by using your well-tended beds as their own private toilet. He’s got some excellent and timely hints on how to protect your seedlings from the feline scourge. [...]
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 am
It’s nice to know that I am not the only person having problems with cats in the garden. The strange thing is that the neighborhood cat seems to be attracted only to one variety of cucumber in my garden plot. It doesn’t bother the other variety of cucumber or any other plants. However, as soon as the Spacemaster gets to be about an inch tall, the cat nibbles the leaves or pulls it up all together. I’ve put a new seed in the same spot three times. The current one seems to be doing OK. Maybe the cat got bored :-).
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:11 am
Either that or it is toying with you. I think it is a feline conspiracy. The Ancient Egyptians worshiped the cat, and the cats never forgot.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I find a pellet gun works everytime
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
John, that might be an idea except I’ve never caught the cat in the act :-). I just know that there are cats in the neighborhood and I recognized the poop in my bed as belonging to a cat.
May 24th, 2008 at 2:37 am
I just had a serious teenage flashblack.
“she said she recognized POOOOOP. In her BED. Whoah.”
May 24th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
If poop in the bed gives you a TEENAGE flashback, then either you are quoting a movie I’ve never seen or you had issues :-).
May 24th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
LOL!
It was just that ‘poop in your bed’ made me first think about the bed in my bedroom. Of course when I responded I was doing so on less than an hour of sleep for two days…
May 27th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Anyone who would even think of using a pellet (or any other) kind of gun or weapon on a cat should be shot.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Pellets can hurt the cat. I do not recommend that.
Lemon geranium keeps cats and mosquitos away. They tend to overgrow though, so trim them regularly.
Collect your coffee grounds and tea leafs ,use them for fertilizer. Cats absolutely hate it. This works well and is great for plants that require a more acidic soil.
These two items were sufficient to clear my front yard from a hoard of transient cats that were using it for a cat box.